6:45 am
Trrrrrrrrnnnnnnnnnnnn goes the alarm or
if it is in the mobile it goes tiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnngggg tiiiiiiinnnnnnnnggggggg tinnnngggggg!
And I am shaken from the midst of deep slumber. Somehow I am the sleepiest when alarm is about to go off. We, myself and my alarm have this strange chemistry- we are simply not fond of each other.
But once it voices its ominous sound, I kick and move and make strange noises and cover myself more with the bed sheet and simply wish that it had not rung this one day. But it already has. So I got to pay attention to it. And then starts the world’s classiest debate between myself and my alter (the well-wisher who tries to wake me up.)
My alter says: Wake up! this is not the first time you have to wake up.
Me says: I knoowwww!! And that’s what I don’t like. WHYYYYY do I have to wake up everyday??!!
My alter says: You lazy bum, come on move your ass! Getting lazier by the day :@ Come on STAND UP NOWWW
Me says: But hey five minutes won’t hurt. Just and justtttt give me five more minutes to sleep. Promise. God promise I will wake up at the 6th minute!
My alter says: Noo hold on, hold onnnnn.!! (The bum is already asleep. Lets wait for five minutes. 1…2…3…4…5…)
Come on five minutes over. Get up
Me says: Seriously? how sad! okkkk i will wake up… aaawwwwwwwwww (the longest yawn that I can manage!!.) But hey it is only 6:55. I have to go for a jog at 7:30… there is an awful lot of time to it. Why r u troubling me!
My alter says: Okk so then keep sleeping. Then don’t dream about reducing weight and looking great. You log.. you sleep here and warm the bed and collect some more fat around your hips! Thats all that you can do.
Me says: nooooooooo i want to look good… Okkk okkkkk don’t get pissed I will wake up. See I am already sitting! What more do you want?
My alter says: Thank you. Now stand up… no .. noo….noooooooooo you are not lying down again. No nothing doing. Wake up now or me is also sleeping off!
And so goes on the argument. At times I listen to my angel alter and at times I make sure it listens to me. But all in all it has always been a gruesome debate that has occupies my mind for quite some time in the mornings! Ahem!
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September 27th, 2007 at 11:04 am
Ha ha, noone wants to wake up early… i never keep alarms, get up whenever Im over with my sleep, and Im sure that i wont have sore eyes, why dont u change the time of yr alarm?
September 27th, 2007 at 11:27 am
no dear,
the problem is not alarm. i m convinced that i carry some extra flab that i need get rid of and hence this pain!!
otherwise u think i would wake up ever?? NOOO!!
September 28th, 2007 at 6:17 am
Guys,
My case if different..my alter listens to me only in case of waking up…..hence no debate…
My conscious comes in to play …when am reading newspaper and on same time i want to hurry up for offcie…
September 28th, 2007 at 7:38 am
hmm, in that case u need to take inspiration from someone who is perfectly fit and healthy
September 28th, 2007 at 11:41 am
lucky u nitin
wish my alter had more control over me
October 2nd, 2007 at 9:52 am
same thin happens to me…..
October 6th, 2007 at 1:20 pm
know wht ..
you get bored if you wake up same time every day
i always wake up at a different time everyday .. so there is no such problem for me . me n my alarm r gud frnds
October 13th, 2007 at 9:27 pm
Wow!!! I think you wrote what goes through my head all mornings..lady you are one hell of a spy…
October 23rd, 2007 at 3:30 am
Lol! That made for a fun read
November 21st, 2007 at 2:43 pm
nw that was fun to read. But hey, ur nt the only one.. i go thru the same… every morning! in fact, i keep changing my alarm tone very frequently…i do that with a hope of getting up thinking its a call!