Sep 27

6:45 am

Trrrrrrrrnnnnnnnnnnnn goes the alarm or
if it is in the mobile it goes tiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnngggg tiiiiiiinnnnnnnnggggggg tinnnngggggg!

And I am shaken from the midst of deep slumber. Somehow I am the sleepiest when alarm is about to go off. We, myself and my alarm have this strange chemistry- we are simply not fond of each other.

But once it voices its ominous sound, I kick and move and make strange noises and cover myself more with the bed sheet and simply wish that it had not rung this one day. But it already has. So I got to pay attention to it. And then starts the world’s classiest debate between myself and my alter (the well-wisher who tries to wake me up.)

My alter says: Wake up! this is not the first time you have to wake up.

Me says: I knoowwww!! And that’s what I don’t like. WHYYYYY do I have to wake up everyday??!!

My alter says: You lazy bum, come on move your ass! Getting lazier by the day :@ Come on STAND UP NOWWW

Me says: But hey five minutes won’t hurt. Just and justtttt give me five more minutes to sleep. Promise. God promise I will wake up at the 6th minute!

My alter says: Noo hold on, hold onnnnn.!! (The bum is already asleep. Lets wait for five minutes. 1…2…3…4…5…)
Come on five minutes over. Get up

Me says: Seriously? how sad! okkkk i will wake up… aaawwwwwwwwww (the longest yawn that I can manage!!.) But hey it is only 6:55. I have to go for a jog at 7:30… there is an awful lot of time to it. Why r u troubling me!

My alter says: Okk so then keep sleeping. Then don’t dream about reducing weight and looking great. You log.. you sleep here and warm the bed and collect some more fat around your hips! Thats all that you can do.

Me says: nooooooooo i want to look good… Okkk okkkkk don’t get pissed I will wake up. See I am already sitting! What more do you want?

My alter says: Thank you. Now stand up… no .. noo….noooooooooo you are not lying down again. No nothing doing. Wake up now or me is also sleeping off!

And so goes on the argument. At times I listen to my angel alter and at times I make sure it listens to me. But all in all it has always been a gruesome debate that has occupies my mind for quite some time in the mornings! Ahem!

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